Horoscopes!!!! I don't believe them I just read them!!! September 27,2009




Aries (3/21-4-19)-

Try to avoid canceling on too many people. Your reputation should be protected.

See if you can get your people to follow along when you jump today -- though you can't give them much notice! Your energy is primed for quick action, and when you see your opportunity, you go for it!

Leo (7/23-8/22)-

It is time for self-promotion! When you see an influential person, talk to them.

You're in the middle of something pretty big, and now is a good time for you to share your enthusiasm with your peers. Make sure to do it in a way that's not overwhelming or intrusive, though!

Sagittarius
11/22 ? 12/21

At times, being blunt can also be charming! Dust off your direct manner and use it.

There is no need to avoid confrontation today -- in fact, you really need to make sure that you're as direct as can be! It's a really good day for you to speak plainly to all the right people.

Taurus
4/20 ? 5/20

Timing is everything now, so listen hard for the right moment, when it arrives.

Are you having a hard time understanding a friend or family member? You are much more grounded now, so it's a great time for you to reach out and see if they are willing to open up.

Virgo
8/23 ? 9/22

Doing research might not be your idea of fun, but it is required. Hit the books!

Your romantic side is energized and ready for something new -- even if it's with your long-term partner. It's a great time for a quick trip or something spontaneous that you both can enjoy.

Capricorn
12/22 ? 1/19

Your energy will come through for you when you need it most today, so have no fear.

You can tell that things are working out in your favor even before the final results come in today. You should expect quick congratulations or praise from all the key players in your life.

Gemini
5/21 ? 6/21

If you need to do things by yourself right now, do so. Your friends will understand.

Try not to get too excited about the sense of betrayal you're feeling right now -- you may be overdramatizing a bit! There's good news underneath the social weirdness: You know which side you're on.

Libra
9/23 ? 10/22

You're smart enough to know your limits, so when you see one today, stop and wait.

It's a low-energy day for you, so you may want to try something a little quieter than usual, or even blow past some of your daily routines and just chill out with family and friends.

Aquarius
1/20 ? 2/18

Save your energy and don't try to figure out why things are happening right now.

It's a good time for you to implement a bit of discipline -- most likely in your own life. If you can keep that nose to the grindstone when you'd rather be doing anything else, things should get better really soon

Cancer
6/22 ? 7/22

Your energy is moving up and down in a very extreme manner today -- be careful.

A big issue pops up early in the day, and you have got to step up and deal with it soon! It may make you grumbly or you may smile despite yourself, but once it's past, you can try to relax.

Scorpio
10/23 ? 11/21

Your willpower will to be tested early on today, but you will p*** the test easily.

What are you looking for, or trying to get done? Today, that question is much easier to answer, which means that you should have a much easier time actually achieving your goals quickly.

Pisces
2/19 ? 3/20

Your easy, positive energy is contagious and will spread around. Everyone is glad!

You've got more going on than anyone realizes -- and it's mostly thanks to those you work or live with. Your deep connections are more powerful than they appear, and you can work them with ease.